The Fired Nanny

Then there's the story of the fired Mexican nanny.
The reasons for our terminating her employment?
1. Drank a beer while she text messaged during interview (we chose to overlook this because she came highly recommended; hell, we were probably drinking too during the interview. Memory a little hazy on that one. ;)
2. Within 25 minutes of us being gone and returning, baby screaming and in crib with a bottle of WHOLE COW'S MILK next to him
3. Laughed when I told her, in rudimentary Spanish, that babies under 1 year old are not supposed to have such milk because their digestive system isn't ready.
Afterwards, the three of us got along quite well without the nanny :) Pictured is the best and most loving (and tanned!) helper we've ever encountered!
Now, if only I could find a Mexican helper who will follow me around and serve margaritas..